my parents’ initials are bs and ja and when they were dating they used to call each other bull shit and jack ass and i think that’s beautiful
why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
do not flirt with women when they are at work
do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt
being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power.
best gif use ever
its still fucking adorable
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is
Excellent gif use
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping